Heavyweight huge tits t-shirt
For those who like their humour upfront.
The Huge Tits t-shirt brings a cheeky statement to an easy everyday outfit. If thin tees feel too flimsy, this heavyweight style gives you a more substantial, structured feel with soft, breathable organic cotton. Throw it on with jeans and let your tee take care of the conversation starter.
Fit and sizing
A relaxed unisex fit, available in S-4XL. Compare the width, length and sleeve measurements below with a favourite t-shirt laid flat to find your preferred fit. If you want more room through the chest, pay particular attention to the width measurement rather than relying on your usual size.
Fabric and details
- 100% ring-spun organic cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric: 206.8 g/m² (6.1 oz/yd²), for a substantial feel.
- Garment-dyed finish.
- Relaxed unisex fit.
- 7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar.
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability.
- Double-needle stitching at the armholes, sleeves and bottom hem.
Made for your order
Made to order through our carefully selected production partner, rather than held as finished stock. Please allow up to 2 weeks for fulfilment before dispatch. Delivery time is additional.
Need a hand choosing your size? Get in touch before ordering and we can help you compare measurements. If the fit is not right when it arrives, contact us for help with the next steps.
Cheeky wording, substantial cotton and clear sizing information, so you can choose the look and fit that feel right for you.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Please note: Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen.
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Shipping Information: Handmade to order. Please allow up to 6 weeks for production before dispatch.
Return Policy: If the item does not fit, we will exchange it or issue a credit note. In the rare event your product arrives damaged or defective, simply file a claim within 14 days of delivery. Approved claims will be replaced or refunded.