Heavyweight Dark Humor Absent Father Tee - 100% cotton
For dark-humour fans who prefer a substantial tee to a thin, lightweight layer. This garment-dyed T-shirt combines a structured feel with soft, breathable organic cotton and a relaxed unisex fit. Pair it with jeans for an easy everyday outfit without giving up your sense of humour.
Choose your fit
Available in S-4XL with a relaxed fit. Compare the garment measurements below with a T-shirt you already like wearing, rather than relying on your usual size alone. Width is measured flat, not around the body.
Fabric and construction
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton.
- Heavyweight fabric: 206.8 g/m² (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish.
- Relaxed, unisex fit.
- 7/8-inch double-needle topstitched collar.
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability.
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve and bottom hems.
Choose Black, Red, Emerald, Berry, Mystic Blue, Paprika, Neon Pink, Violet or Mustard.
Made to order
Your tee is made to order rather than produced in bulk ahead of demand. If you need it for a particular date, please contact Designed By Debz before ordering to check the current production and delivery timeframe.
Size guide
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Care and ordering help
Follow the care label supplied with your tee. If you are between sizes, get in touch before ordering. If the fit is not right when it arrives, contact Designed By Debz for help with the next steps under our returns policy.
Choose a tee that reflects your humour, with clear garment measurements and a substantial organic cotton fabric.
Please note: Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen.
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Shipping Information: Handmade to order. Please allow up to 6 weeks for production before dispatch.
Return Policy: If the item does not fit, we will exchange it or issue a credit note. In the rare event your product arrives damaged or defective, simply file a claim within 14 days of delivery. Approved claims will be replaced or refunded.
