Death Before Decaf Swimsuit | Sensory-Friendly UPF 50+ Recycled One-Piece
Life is too short for bad coffee — and bad swimwear.
Grey background with cute skeletons drinking toxic coffee — soft, sensory-friendly, and made for those who need more than the high street offers. Perfect for wild swimming, beach days, poolside lounging, or just your garden in the sun. Caffeine optional.
The four-way stretch fabric adapts beautifully to your shape, making it a great choice for longer torsos too.
Features
- Death Before Decaf print — cute skeletons drinking coffee on grey
- 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
- UPF 50+ sun protection
- Chlorine-resistant — pool and sea safe
- Four-way stretch — moves with you, great for longer torsos
- Cheeky fit, scoop neckline, low scoop back
- Double-layer front for coverage and support
- Zig-zag stitching for durability
- Sensory-friendly — soft, stretchy, no harsh seams
- Made to order — reduces waste, made just for you
- Sizes XS–3XL
Care Instructions
- Rinse thoroughly after each use to remove chlorine or salt
- Machine wash 30°C, gentle cycle
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron on print
- Do not bleach
Size Guide
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 84 | 64 | 90 |
| S | 88 | 68 | 94 |
| M | 92 | 72 | 98 |
| L | 96 | 76 | 102 |
| XL | 104 | 84 | 110 |
| 2XL | 112 | 92 | 118 |
| 3XL | 120 | 100 | 126 |
Please note: Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen.
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Shipping Information: Handmade to order in the UK. Please allow up to 6 weeks for production before dispatch.
Return Policy: If the item does not fit, we will exchange it or issue a credit note. In the rare event your product arrives damaged or defective, simply file a claim within 14 days of delivery. Approved claims will be replaced or refunded.
