A very Shitty Christmas Recycled Unisex Hoodie | EU Made
For anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a deeply silly sense of humour. A Very Shitty Christmas swaps the sensible festive jumper for Christmas poos, with an overhead hoodie you can pull on for festive gatherings or a quiet evening avoiding them.
The relaxed unisex fit and brushed fleece inside make this a warming extra layer when the weather turns chilly. Festive nonsense on the outside, a soft feel on the inside.
Find your fit
Available in 2XS-6XL. Measure your chest, waist and hips and compare them with the size guide below rather than relying on your usual clothing size. Consider any layers you want to wear underneath. Contact Designed By Debz before ordering if you need help choosing.
Fabric and construction
- Recycled polyester with elastane for stretch.
- Soft cotton-feel fabric face, not a cotton fabric.
- Brushed fleece inner and relaxed unisex cut.
- Double-lined hood with the design on both sides.
- Drawstrings and overlock seams.
- Fabric weight: 308 g/m², which may vary by 5%.
Fabric composition varies by production location: 95% recycled polyester and 5% elastane for Latvia production
Made to order
Your hoodie is made to order through our carefully selected production partners. Small variations in print placement can occur. Where the fabric is double-layered, such as around pockets, details from the inner layer may subtly show through, especially in lighter areas of the design.
Allow up to 2 weeks for fulfilment before dispatch. Delivery time is additional, so allow for both when ordering for a festive occasion.
Help with your order
Check the size guide before ordering. If the fit isn't right when your hoodie arrives, contact us for the available options under our returns policy. You can choose with clear information about the fabric, fit and making time, and ask us for help if you're unsure.
Care
Follow the care label supplied with your hoodie for washing and drying instructions.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
Please note: colours may vary slightly from those shown on your screen due to differences in monitor settings and lighting.
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Shipping Information: Handmade to order. Please allow up to 6 weeks for production before dispatch.
Return Policy: If the item does not fit, we will exchange it or issue a credit note. In the rare event your product arrives damaged or defective, simply file a claim within 14 days of delivery. Approved claims will be replaced or refunded.
